Osama is Dead. Long Live Obama!

Osama Bin Laden

This may be the fourth or fifth report of his death, but the first official one.  You can read some of the previous reports on Wikipedia.

My daughter asked, "How long has Osama bin dead?"

Remember when $3 trillion was a lot of money?

Obama constantly amazes me.  He borrowed as much money since January of 2009 as the country borrowed in the previous 200 years.  How does he do it?

Here's the full story from CNSnews.com

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/it-s-official-obama-has-now-borrowed-3-t

Terrorist party in New York City?

It has been a bit quiet lately, except for the Olympics, but we have a solution for that.  Obama is inviting some high profile terrorists to New York to stand trial.  That should really liven things up a bit. It could be an effective way to bring terrorists out into the open.

They tried this in Russia a five years ago.  It worked.

The Russians put several high profile terrorists on trial. Sensing a media event, terrorists siezed an elementary school and had a three day killing spree killing hundreds of men, women and children.

Not that a high profile terrorist attack would happen in New York...

  

Obama is a smart guy. No really...

Obama has found a new way to stimulate spending and increase government revenue without raising taxes.  He plans to fine anyone who cannot afford health insurance...I never would have thought of it!

Our President is Better than Your President

No other country can make the claim that their leader was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize after just 12 days of being in office.  What amazing feat earned him this great honor?  Well, I can't tell you.  Not just yet, that is.  Undoubtedly, Obama's PR people are, even now, working out the exact wording of the press release that will adequately explain all that. 
I'm excited to hear it.  You?